| NEUROMANTIC: noun - one in whose psychological makeup the distinguishing characteristics of neurosis and romantic intemperance fuse in what might best be described as "a train wreck waiting to happen, or that happened some time ago and left no survivors that were not crazed and embittered." Oddly enough, most neuromantics enter upon careers in live entertainment (stand-up comedy, acting, musical performance, street pantomimery, panhandling, conducting lively Socratic dialogues with their alternate personalities outside of convenience stores), demonstrating beyond a shadow of a doubt that there is no life experience, no matter how absurd, that cannot be transformed into a fairly decent living - and no depth which the owner of a thriving bundle of neuroses will not mine for applause. Or a good laugh. (See also: palooka, sap, virago, she-devil, singer-songwriter.) - from "When Jazz Happens to Innocent People - A Compendium of Case Studies From A to Zed," an oral defense by Dr. Ursula Krank (unpublished) |
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